Dangerous Bacon
๐ต 983 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:43 duration
๐ ID: 13811292
๐ Lyrics
A perfect education estimating the calculus
Was all a beastly trauma to me
A silent admiration for the boys in the Beatle boots
Had turned me on to C, F & G
Well I asked you have you ever been read
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would you believe me if I took you there now
We are there anyhow, brother
Growing up and throwing up on Social security
I spent my time perusing the zoo
The endless conversations with the man from the ministry
Really didn't give me a clue
Well I asked you have you ever seen Ted
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would you believe me if I took you there now
We are there anyhow, Brother
Screaming teeth, atlantic eyes bombarding the universe
With supersonic sackfulls of mirth
Dangerous bacons raping matron after the matinee
and everybody's raping the earth
Well I asked you have you ever been dead
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would I believe you if I took you there now
I wouldn't know how!
Was all a beastly trauma to me
A silent admiration for the boys in the Beatle boots
Had turned me on to C, F & G
Well I asked you have you ever been read
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would you believe me if I took you there now
We are there anyhow, brother
Growing up and throwing up on Social security
I spent my time perusing the zoo
The endless conversations with the man from the ministry
Really didn't give me a clue
Well I asked you have you ever seen Ted
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would you believe me if I took you there now
We are there anyhow, Brother
Screaming teeth, atlantic eyes bombarding the universe
With supersonic sackfulls of mirth
Dangerous bacons raping matron after the matinee
and everybody's raping the earth
Well I asked you have you ever been dead
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would I believe you if I took you there now
I wouldn't know how!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.87] A perfect education estimating the calculus
[00:06.46] Was all a beastly trauma to me
[00:10.97] A silent admiration for the boys in the Beatle boots
[00:14.67] Had turned me on to C, F & G
[00:19.13] Well I asked you have you ever been read
[00:22.70] And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
[00:27.33] Would you believe me if I took you there now
[00:31.80] We are there anyhow, brother
[00:36.42] Growing up and throwing up on Social security
[00:40.03] I spent my time perusing the zoo
[00:44.64] The endless conversations with the man from the ministry
[00:48.24] Really didn't give me a clue
[00:52.71] Well I asked you have you ever seen Ted
[00:56.46] And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
[01:01.88] Would you believe me if I took you there now
[01:05.56] We are there anyhow, Brother
[01:10.19] Screaming teeth, atlantic eyes bombarding the universe
[01:37.47] With supersonic sackfulls of mirth
[01:41.15] Dangerous bacons raping matron after the matinee
[01:45.68] and everybody's raping the earth
[01:50.14] Well I asked you have you ever been dead
[01:53.82] And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
[01:58.32] Would I believe you if I took you there now
[02:02.98] I wouldn't know how!
[02:06.57]
[00:06.46] Was all a beastly trauma to me
[00:10.97] A silent admiration for the boys in the Beatle boots
[00:14.67] Had turned me on to C, F & G
[00:19.13] Well I asked you have you ever been read
[00:22.70] And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
[00:27.33] Would you believe me if I took you there now
[00:31.80] We are there anyhow, brother
[00:36.42] Growing up and throwing up on Social security
[00:40.03] I spent my time perusing the zoo
[00:44.64] The endless conversations with the man from the ministry
[00:48.24] Really didn't give me a clue
[00:52.71] Well I asked you have you ever seen Ted
[00:56.46] And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
[01:01.88] Would you believe me if I took you there now
[01:05.56] We are there anyhow, Brother
[01:10.19] Screaming teeth, atlantic eyes bombarding the universe
[01:37.47] With supersonic sackfulls of mirth
[01:41.15] Dangerous bacons raping matron after the matinee
[01:45.68] and everybody's raping the earth
[01:50.14] Well I asked you have you ever been dead
[01:53.82] And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
[01:58.32] Would I believe you if I took you there now
[02:02.98] I wouldn't know how!
[02:06.57]