Too Stoned To Die

I was walking down the street one Sunday afternoon
Said to my friend "I'll be back real soon"
Went to the saloon for a glass of wine
Bar man said "to the back of the line!"
Said "Look here stranger, I'm just here for fun"
He said "So am I" as he pulled out his gun
Well who lost virtue if the best man wins?
I'll stay stood til the pain kicks in

Kill me, ah kill me
Kill me for the second time
Slay me, just maybe
Maybe I'm too stoned to die

Mad dog Goffy got eyes like the wind
The guy makes needles look just like pins
Pulled his pistol up to my head
Said "Go on son, show my brain some lead!"

Kill me, ah kill me
Kill me for the second time
Slay me, just maybe
Maybe I'm too stoned to die
Alright!

Looked up from my grave through the soil and dirt
A man sees a lot when he's down in the earth
I thought I smoked green immunity
For who'd wanna kill some guy like me?

Kill me, ah kill me
Kill me for the second time
Slay me, just maybe
Maybe I'm too stoned to die
Kill me, ah kill me
Kill me for the second time
Slay me, just maybe
Maybe I'm too stoned to die