All About That Bass Parody
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โฑ๏ธ 2:54 duration
๐ ID: 12825292
๐ Lyrics
Because this song's all about being big
Suck a dick
Thin people
If you are super thin
Super thin
You're evil
This catchy tune's message should have been
"We're equal"
But it shames thin women, thin women-men-men-men-men
Yeah it's kind of clear
I like to eat food
But I can write big hit songs
And I can sing 'em too
I see these skinny girls that get super famous
So I say "Hey why not Meghan Trainor?"
I talk like I am black (uh-huh)
Even though I am white (uh-huh)
I lived in the Suburbs, I've had a perfect life
Still there's one thing bugs me (uh-huh)
I don't know why
But when I see good looking skinny people
I think they should die
Yeah, my mama she told me
"Don't worry about your size"
(Ooh, up-up)
(Uh-ooh, up-up)
But when I see thin women
I want to gouge out their eyes
(Gouge out their eyeballs)
(Gouge out their eyeballs)
When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say
"Oh my God I feel so fat"
(Ooh, up-up)
(Uh-ooh, up-up)
I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat
Woah!
Now all five of us will do this dumb dance, this dumb dance
We're dancing
These girls need haircuts bad, really bad
We can't see
Meghan give me a chance
Just one chance, to rest please!
I hired you to dance
Damn it dance!
I'm bringin' booty back
Booty never left that statement is trash!
Wow, I'm just playing
Don't hate me cause I'm fat!
You're actually normal
Every inch of you is perfect
Stop acting like a victim!
Yeah my mama she told me that "Being big is sexy"
(Ooh, up-up)
(Uh-ooh, up-up)
And that it turns on men which totally validates me!
(Makes me feel pretty)
(Makes me feel pretty)
I thought this song was supposed to be 'bout loving you for you
(Ooh, up-up)
It is (Uh-ooh, up-up)
Then why are you basing yourself worth off of pleasing dudes?
Now let me reiterate it again
If you're thin, you're a bitch
That's totally not true and completely mindless
I'm actually on my way to help the homeless
Nice try but that can't be you're skinny
Meghan your single "All About That Bass" is a hit!
It's platinum!
It's time to lose some weight for your next pop anthem
But I'm about that bass and that means I'm curvy
That's why everyone like bout this song
Now Meghan do you wanna be a star
Or a one-hit wonder?
If you don't lose some weight
That would be a blunder
To help you get in shape
We've brought in a trainer
It's time to get you ripped!
Let's do this!
Suck a dick
Thin people
If you are super thin
Super thin
You're evil
This catchy tune's message should have been
"We're equal"
But it shames thin women, thin women-men-men-men-men
Yeah it's kind of clear
I like to eat food
But I can write big hit songs
And I can sing 'em too
I see these skinny girls that get super famous
So I say "Hey why not Meghan Trainor?"
I talk like I am black (uh-huh)
Even though I am white (uh-huh)
I lived in the Suburbs, I've had a perfect life
Still there's one thing bugs me (uh-huh)
I don't know why
But when I see good looking skinny people
I think they should die
Yeah, my mama she told me
"Don't worry about your size"
(Ooh, up-up)
(Uh-ooh, up-up)
But when I see thin women
I want to gouge out their eyes
(Gouge out their eyeballs)
(Gouge out their eyeballs)
When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say
"Oh my God I feel so fat"
(Ooh, up-up)
(Uh-ooh, up-up)
I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat
Woah!
Now all five of us will do this dumb dance, this dumb dance
We're dancing
These girls need haircuts bad, really bad
We can't see
Meghan give me a chance
Just one chance, to rest please!
I hired you to dance
Damn it dance!
I'm bringin' booty back
Booty never left that statement is trash!
Wow, I'm just playing
Don't hate me cause I'm fat!
You're actually normal
Every inch of you is perfect
Stop acting like a victim!
Yeah my mama she told me that "Being big is sexy"
(Ooh, up-up)
(Uh-ooh, up-up)
And that it turns on men which totally validates me!
(Makes me feel pretty)
(Makes me feel pretty)
I thought this song was supposed to be 'bout loving you for you
(Ooh, up-up)
It is (Uh-ooh, up-up)
Then why are you basing yourself worth off of pleasing dudes?
Now let me reiterate it again
If you're thin, you're a bitch
That's totally not true and completely mindless
I'm actually on my way to help the homeless
Nice try but that can't be you're skinny
Meghan your single "All About That Bass" is a hit!
It's platinum!
It's time to lose some weight for your next pop anthem
But I'm about that bass and that means I'm curvy
That's why everyone like bout this song
Now Meghan do you wanna be a star
Or a one-hit wonder?
If you don't lose some weight
That would be a blunder
To help you get in shape
We've brought in a trainer
It's time to get you ripped!
Let's do this!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.08] Because this song's all about being big
[00:02.49] Suck a dick
[00:03.37] Thin people
[00:04.50] If you are super thin
[00:06.03] Super thin
[00:07.01] You're evil
[00:08.11] This catchy tune's message should have been
[00:10.68] "We're equal"
[00:11.70] But it shames thin women, thin women-men-men-men-men
[00:15.85] Yeah it's kind of clear
[00:17.55] I like to eat food
[00:19.25] But I can write big hit songs
[00:21.15] And I can sing 'em too
[00:22.88] I see these skinny girls that get super famous
[00:26.02] So I say "Hey why not Meghan Trainor?"
[00:30.12] I talk like I am black (uh-huh)
[00:31.93] Even though I am white (uh-huh)
[00:33.69] I lived in the Suburbs, I've had a perfect life
[00:37.13] Still there's one thing bugs me (uh-huh)
[00:39.00] I don't know why
[00:39.92] But when I see good looking skinny people
[00:42.43] I think they should die
[00:43.78] Yeah, my mama she told me
[00:45.67] "Don't worry about your size"
[00:48.45] (Ooh, up-up)
[00:49.19] (Uh-ooh, up-up)
[00:50.83] But when I see thin women
[00:52.97] I want to gouge out their eyes
[00:55.86] (Gouge out their eyeballs)
[00:57.65] (Gouge out their eyeballs)
[00:58.53] When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say
[01:00.15] "Oh my God I feel so fat"
[01:02.74] (Ooh, up-up)
[01:03.00] (Uh-ooh, up-up)
[01:05.26] I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat
[01:11.07] Woah!
[01:11.71] Now all five of us will do this dumb dance, this dumb dance
[01:15.08] We're dancing
[01:16.15] These girls need haircuts bad, really bad
[01:18.52] We can't see
[01:20.13] Meghan give me a chance
[01:21.31] Just one chance, to rest please!
[01:23.37] I hired you to dance
[01:24.99] Damn it dance!
[01:26.59] I'm bringin' booty back
[01:29.19] Booty never left that statement is trash!
[01:32.72] Wow, I'm just playing
[01:33.63] Don't hate me cause I'm fat!
[01:36.38] You're actually normal
[01:37.45] Every inch of you is perfect
[01:39.24] Stop acting like a victim!
[01:41.00] Yeah my mama she told me that "Being big is sexy"
[01:45.79] (Ooh, up-up)
[01:46.42] (Uh-ooh, up-up)
[01:48.28] And that it turns on men which totally validates me!
[01:52.85] (Makes me feel pretty)
[01:54.92] (Makes me feel pretty)
[01:55.21] I thought this song was supposed to be 'bout loving you for you
[02:00.02] (Ooh, up-up)
[02:00.79] It is (Uh-ooh, up-up)
[02:02.57] Then why are you basing yourself worth off of pleasing dudes?
[02:09.05] Now let me reiterate it again
[02:11.54] If you're thin, you're a bitch
[02:13.51] That's totally not true and completely mindless
[02:17.15] I'm actually on my way to help the homeless
[02:20.50] Nice try but that can't be you're skinny
[02:23.78] Meghan your single "All About That Bass" is a hit!
[02:26.67] It's platinum!
[02:27.88] It's time to lose some weight for your next pop anthem
[02:31.34] But I'm about that bass and that means I'm curvy
[02:34.99] That's why everyone like bout this song
[02:37.62] Now Meghan do you wanna be a star
[02:40.16] Or a one-hit wonder?
[02:42.16] If you don't lose some weight
[02:43.71] That would be a blunder
[02:45.75] To help you get in shape
[02:47.35] We've brought in a trainer
[02:49.33] It's time to get you ripped!
[02:50.98] Let's do this!
[02:51.84]
[00:02.49] Suck a dick
[00:03.37] Thin people
[00:04.50] If you are super thin
[00:06.03] Super thin
[00:07.01] You're evil
[00:08.11] This catchy tune's message should have been
[00:10.68] "We're equal"
[00:11.70] But it shames thin women, thin women-men-men-men-men
[00:15.85] Yeah it's kind of clear
[00:17.55] I like to eat food
[00:19.25] But I can write big hit songs
[00:21.15] And I can sing 'em too
[00:22.88] I see these skinny girls that get super famous
[00:26.02] So I say "Hey why not Meghan Trainor?"
[00:30.12] I talk like I am black (uh-huh)
[00:31.93] Even though I am white (uh-huh)
[00:33.69] I lived in the Suburbs, I've had a perfect life
[00:37.13] Still there's one thing bugs me (uh-huh)
[00:39.00] I don't know why
[00:39.92] But when I see good looking skinny people
[00:42.43] I think they should die
[00:43.78] Yeah, my mama she told me
[00:45.67] "Don't worry about your size"
[00:48.45] (Ooh, up-up)
[00:49.19] (Uh-ooh, up-up)
[00:50.83] But when I see thin women
[00:52.97] I want to gouge out their eyes
[00:55.86] (Gouge out their eyeballs)
[00:57.65] (Gouge out their eyeballs)
[00:58.53] When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say
[01:00.15] "Oh my God I feel so fat"
[01:02.74] (Ooh, up-up)
[01:03.00] (Uh-ooh, up-up)
[01:05.26] I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat
[01:11.07] Woah!
[01:11.71] Now all five of us will do this dumb dance, this dumb dance
[01:15.08] We're dancing
[01:16.15] These girls need haircuts bad, really bad
[01:18.52] We can't see
[01:20.13] Meghan give me a chance
[01:21.31] Just one chance, to rest please!
[01:23.37] I hired you to dance
[01:24.99] Damn it dance!
[01:26.59] I'm bringin' booty back
[01:29.19] Booty never left that statement is trash!
[01:32.72] Wow, I'm just playing
[01:33.63] Don't hate me cause I'm fat!
[01:36.38] You're actually normal
[01:37.45] Every inch of you is perfect
[01:39.24] Stop acting like a victim!
[01:41.00] Yeah my mama she told me that "Being big is sexy"
[01:45.79] (Ooh, up-up)
[01:46.42] (Uh-ooh, up-up)
[01:48.28] And that it turns on men which totally validates me!
[01:52.85] (Makes me feel pretty)
[01:54.92] (Makes me feel pretty)
[01:55.21] I thought this song was supposed to be 'bout loving you for you
[02:00.02] (Ooh, up-up)
[02:00.79] It is (Uh-ooh, up-up)
[02:02.57] Then why are you basing yourself worth off of pleasing dudes?
[02:09.05] Now let me reiterate it again
[02:11.54] If you're thin, you're a bitch
[02:13.51] That's totally not true and completely mindless
[02:17.15] I'm actually on my way to help the homeless
[02:20.50] Nice try but that can't be you're skinny
[02:23.78] Meghan your single "All About That Bass" is a hit!
[02:26.67] It's platinum!
[02:27.88] It's time to lose some weight for your next pop anthem
[02:31.34] But I'm about that bass and that means I'm curvy
[02:34.99] That's why everyone like bout this song
[02:37.62] Now Meghan do you wanna be a star
[02:40.16] Or a one-hit wonder?
[02:42.16] If you don't lose some weight
[02:43.71] That would be a blunder
[02:45.75] To help you get in shape
[02:47.35] We've brought in a trainer
[02:49.33] It's time to get you ripped!
[02:50.98] Let's do this!
[02:51.84]