Single Wide Dreamer

He's got a hammock hung up
Between a sweet gum and a piece of PVC
He's a hotdog griller, and a cold beer killer
And he fights for guns and peace
He's a college grad with a tat on his back
Of a fuzzy memory
He pays cash and respects to Merle
A single wide dreamer, in a double wide world

He's a shoulda, coulda, woulda
Maybe still he oughta be a
Preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy
He's as easy as that breeze a blowin
Up the skirt on Marilyn Man-rowin
And a floatin' and a tokin' down that stream

He's an over-qualified-er
A bonafide backslider
A poet and a know-it-all
And a pleasure when he's stoned
He works extra hard to not work too hard
Grows grass in his backyard
And if Heaven ain't for him
Hell, I don't wanna go

He's a shoulda, coulda, woulda
Maybe still he oughta be a
Preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy
Yeah he's the friend ya got that gets with all the willin' girls
Single wide dreamin in a double wide world

All the willin' girls

He's a shoulda, coulda, woulda
Maybe still he oughta be a
Preacher or professor of highfalutin philosophy
He's as easy as a breeze a-blowin
Up the skirt on Marilyn Man-rowin
And a floatin' and a tokin' down that stream

Yeah he's the friend ya got that gets with all the willin' girls
Single wide dreamin' in a double wide world

He's a single wide dreamer in a double wide world