Best Day of My Life

[00:02.98] I reckon I smashed like 7 lemon Ruskis
[00:04.34] Oh I got double maths man (Double maths? That sucks)
[00:06.21] Aww, I stubbed my toe
[00:07.97] It's the first of school and heck
[00:10.15] One of my electives was Home Ec
[00:12.33] I chose it as a bludge subject
[00:14.21] But it turned out sick 'cause we got to make scones
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[00:20.77] The Year 11s are away on camp, and they usually sit on the bench
[00:24.82] But because they were away on camp
[00:27.17] We got to sit on the bench
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[00:33.28] Had a new teacher for Health today
[00:35.11] Only took 8 minutes to make him cry
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[00:41.41] At recess I wanted a can of Coke
[00:43.39] So I went to the machine to get a Coke
[00:45.50] I put in two bucks then pressed the button
[00:47.76] And serious, I got ten cans of Coke
[00:49.95] Put the cans in my jumper
[00:50.96] Then put 'em in my locker
[00:51.86] Then I went back to get more cans of Coke
[00:54.08] I ended up with 48 Cokes
[00:56.12] And 4 Deep Spring Orange Mineral Waters
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[01:02.69] I just found a big stick
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[01:08.63] Friday was a casual day
[01:10.74] To raise funds for Sudan or some shit
[01:12.68] Tim showed up in his uniform and we were like;
[01:15.48] "You're in your uniform!"
[01:17.05] And he was like;
[01:17.70] "I don't even care"
[01:19.04] But he did care
[01:20.17] 'Cause he called his Mum
[01:21.17] And she bought him a Billabong top
[01:23.16] But we still called him "Uniform Cunt"
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[01:29.65] I hit Andrew with my stick
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[01:35.98] Daniel came late to school
[01:37.81] 'Cause he went to his oncologist
[01:40.09] He got KFC on the way to school
[01:41.96] And he gave me a chippie
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[01:48.51] I walk into English class
[01:50.48] They put on Shrek; fuckin' sick
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[01:54.79] Miss Zahariou took my stick
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[02:00.83] Our period 3 got cancelled
[02:02.58] Because the school counselor called a year-level meeting
[02:04.95] To talk to us about an incident
[02:06.94] Involving our teacher in a car accident
[02:09.00] We did no work, we just sat in the gym
[02:11.29] And they talked to us about grief and stuff
[02:13.32] And then period 4 was supposed to be a test
[02:15.29] But we didn't have the test because the teacher was dead
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[02:19.63] Pat got a stiffy
[02:20.81] It was funny
[02:21.82] Stiffies are funny
[02:24.10] Stiffies are funny
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