Stand Up Comedy

Hey hey, what a wonderful kind of day
If we could learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your-
I'm not even funny, they just laugh cause' I'm dumb as hell
I'm a broke boy, stealing coins out the wishing well
All driven like a Ram truck, that's my personnel
I just wanna touch two M's, like how summer's spelled
Oof, man, I want a couple bands
I'm AC at the North Pole, I got too many fans
That girl so bad, you couldn't begin to understand
Call me Abdul-Jabbar, Kareem-ing in my pants
I wanna touch myself, but I'm in public
So i can't be out here touching myself
I'm not a narcissist, I'm just in love with myself
Hold up, wait, damn, that's kinda the same thing
W-w-walk in, I'm hella fly, y'all maggots
Sex or a dad, for both I don't have it
Ha-ha, that's a joke, I'm Bob Saget
They like "How you get rich?" I rob f- (Woah) old people
Y'all thought i was gonna say it?
Nah, ha-ha-ha
Man, that would end my entire career
Didn't even start yet
I'm a white wife beater in a black wife beater
Imma turn a four-door whip to a two-seater
Take out the back seat, put in a pool with a heater
I go to ASU 'cause I'm an innovation leader
Nah, I'm probably a dumbass
Beat off before the sex, or else i cum fast
Bury, penetrate it, she screamed, I'm like a thumb tack
She's like a whale, ass fat and she humpback
Gangnam style, oppa Gangnam style
Wrist over wrist, hit it Gangnam style
Paper on me, but no thanks to file
I make quotes but most sainger vile
Told airport security "I have a bomb" (Wait)
I just airballed a layup, I'm LeBron (Okay)
I hope your dad leaves, you got a hot mom
I'm the only city boy on farmersonly.com
Hey hey, what a wonderful kind of day
If we could learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your-
Hey hey, what a wonderful kind of day
If we could learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your-