A Song for People Who Never Watch Star Trek
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โฑ๏ธ 3:12 duration
๐ ID: 1124638
๐ Lyrics
There was this guy
His name was Jim
You can call him Kirk
Whoah the ca-p-tain
He had a tan
And lots of women
Every episode
He got to blow his lo-ad
He worked with Spock
He was a rock
No emotion
Nothing could rattle him
His blood was green
And Pavel could make him scream
And loose control
Though that's illogical
Each week they'd all warp through space
Fight an alien race
And the vulcan would pinch a neck
If you want to learn more
Go to the video store
Or just listen to this song
For people who never watch Star Trek
Then there was Bones
Dr. McCoy
Worked with Nurse Chapel
And removed the Redshirt shrapnel
Chased some miniskirts
Screaming damnit Kirk!
Wait that wasn't him
He was screamin "damnit Jim!"
Each week on the Enterprise
All the Redshirts would die
But no one noticed or got upset
And the Next Generation
We'll watch in syndication
Or just listen to this song
For people who never watch Star Trek
In all 3 seasons
You know what they do
They boldly go
With the rest of the crew
Like Scotty, he was a Scott
And Chekov, he screamed a lot! oh oh
And Uhura, and Sulu
But let's face it
After Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Who gives a fuck
About the rest of the crew
The rest of the crew (who gives a fuck?)
The rest of the crew
His name was Jim
You can call him Kirk
Whoah the ca-p-tain
He had a tan
And lots of women
Every episode
He got to blow his lo-ad
He worked with Spock
He was a rock
No emotion
Nothing could rattle him
His blood was green
And Pavel could make him scream
And loose control
Though that's illogical
Each week they'd all warp through space
Fight an alien race
And the vulcan would pinch a neck
If you want to learn more
Go to the video store
Or just listen to this song
For people who never watch Star Trek
Then there was Bones
Dr. McCoy
Worked with Nurse Chapel
And removed the Redshirt shrapnel
Chased some miniskirts
Screaming damnit Kirk!
Wait that wasn't him
He was screamin "damnit Jim!"
Each week on the Enterprise
All the Redshirts would die
But no one noticed or got upset
And the Next Generation
We'll watch in syndication
Or just listen to this song
For people who never watch Star Trek
In all 3 seasons
You know what they do
They boldly go
With the rest of the crew
Like Scotty, he was a Scott
And Chekov, he screamed a lot! oh oh
And Uhura, and Sulu
But let's face it
After Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Who gives a fuck
About the rest of the crew
The rest of the crew (who gives a fuck?)
The rest of the crew
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.00] There was this guy
[00:12.43] His name was Jim
[00:14.70] You can call him Kirk
[00:17.62] Whoah the ca-p-tain
[00:20.23] He had a tan
[00:22.84] And lots of women
[00:25.34] Every episode
[00:28.01] He got to blow his lo-ad
[00:35.76] He worked with Spock
[00:38.38] He was a rock
[00:40.76] No emotion
[00:43.39] Nothing could rattle him
[00:46.07] His blood was green
[00:48.55] And Pavel could make him scream
[00:50.98] And loose control
[00:53.34] Though that's illogical
[00:57.62] Each week they'd all warp through space
[01:00.32] Fight an alien race
[01:03.08] And the vulcan would pinch a neck
[01:08.07] If you want to learn more
[01:10.64] Go to the video store
[01:13.56] Or just listen to this song
[01:16.15] For people who never watch Star Trek
[01:30.14] Then there was Bones
[01:32.30] Dr. McCoy
[01:34.96] Worked with Nurse Chapel
[01:37.51] And removed the Redshirt shrapnel
[01:40.07] Chased some miniskirts
[01:42.43] Screaming damnit Kirk!
[01:45.08] Wait that wasn't him
[01:47.51] He was screamin "damnit Jim!"
[01:51.54] Each week on the Enterprise
[01:54.22] All the Redshirts would die
[01:56.71] But no one noticed or got upset
[02:01.86] And the Next Generation
[02:04.36] We'll watch in syndication
[02:07.25] Or just listen to this song
[02:09.61] For people who never watch Star Trek
[02:24.47] In all 3 seasons
[02:26.82] You know what they do
[02:29.89] They boldly go
[02:32.53] With the rest of the crew
[02:35.42] Like Scotty, he was a Scott
[02:40.37] And Chekov, he screamed a lot! oh oh
[02:45.39] And Uhura, and Sulu
[02:50.60] But let's face it
[02:53.01] After Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
[02:55.32] Who gives a fuck
[02:57.22] About the rest of the crew
[03:00.70] The rest of the crew (who gives a fuck?)
[03:08.09] The rest of the crew
[03:11.26]
[00:12.43] His name was Jim
[00:14.70] You can call him Kirk
[00:17.62] Whoah the ca-p-tain
[00:20.23] He had a tan
[00:22.84] And lots of women
[00:25.34] Every episode
[00:28.01] He got to blow his lo-ad
[00:35.76] He worked with Spock
[00:38.38] He was a rock
[00:40.76] No emotion
[00:43.39] Nothing could rattle him
[00:46.07] His blood was green
[00:48.55] And Pavel could make him scream
[00:50.98] And loose control
[00:53.34] Though that's illogical
[00:57.62] Each week they'd all warp through space
[01:00.32] Fight an alien race
[01:03.08] And the vulcan would pinch a neck
[01:08.07] If you want to learn more
[01:10.64] Go to the video store
[01:13.56] Or just listen to this song
[01:16.15] For people who never watch Star Trek
[01:30.14] Then there was Bones
[01:32.30] Dr. McCoy
[01:34.96] Worked with Nurse Chapel
[01:37.51] And removed the Redshirt shrapnel
[01:40.07] Chased some miniskirts
[01:42.43] Screaming damnit Kirk!
[01:45.08] Wait that wasn't him
[01:47.51] He was screamin "damnit Jim!"
[01:51.54] Each week on the Enterprise
[01:54.22] All the Redshirts would die
[01:56.71] But no one noticed or got upset
[02:01.86] And the Next Generation
[02:04.36] We'll watch in syndication
[02:07.25] Or just listen to this song
[02:09.61] For people who never watch Star Trek
[02:24.47] In all 3 seasons
[02:26.82] You know what they do
[02:29.89] They boldly go
[02:32.53] With the rest of the crew
[02:35.42] Like Scotty, he was a Scott
[02:40.37] And Chekov, he screamed a lot! oh oh
[02:45.39] And Uhura, and Sulu
[02:50.60] But let's face it
[02:53.01] After Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
[02:55.32] Who gives a fuck
[02:57.22] About the rest of the crew
[03:00.70] The rest of the crew (who gives a fuck?)
[03:08.09] The rest of the crew
[03:11.26]