Granny Takes A Trip

Well she lives all alone in a house by a pool
She wears fur coats and hats and old fashioned jewels
And her one aim in life to be on the screen
Top billing with Vallee, her favorite dream

So once a year Granny takes a trip
Always first class and she's well equipped
For the movie auditions in Hollywood Town
She always turns up, but she's always turned down

Well one day on the screen
Granny's bound to be seen
If she turns up again
She's bound to find fame

So Granny, my dear, we all wish you the best
And know that you'll find your happiness

So once a year Granny takes a trip
Always first class and she's well equipped
For the movie auditions in Hollywood Town
She always turns up, but she's always turned down