Grapefruit Diet
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⏱️ 3:30 duration
🆔 ID: 1075560
📜 Lyrics
Who's that waddlin' down the street?
It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, fatty!
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Can't have another éclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I gotta decrease my derriere
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
No more pie now
No more créme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away
Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
I need a side order of onion rings
And don't forget to Super-Size that
Yeah
It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, fatty!
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Can't have another éclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I gotta decrease my derriere
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
No more pie now
No more créme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away
Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
I need a side order of onion rings
And don't forget to Super-Size that
Yeah
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.63] Who's that waddlin' down the street?
[00:17.43] It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
[00:20.18] Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
[00:22.85] Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
[00:25.59] Every picture of me's
[00:27.34] Gotta be an aerial view
[00:30.09] Now my doctor tells me
[00:32.77] There's just one thing left to do
[00:34.58] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[00:38.18] Throw out the pizza and beer
[00:39.90] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[00:42.73] Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
[00:45.47] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[00:48.16] Might seem a little severe
[00:49.96] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[00:52.61] I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
[00:55.34] Blow, fatty!
[00:56.27]
[01:05.23] Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
[01:07.97] Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
[01:10.61] Walked down an alley and I got stuck
[01:13.36] I got more rolls than a pastry truck
[01:16.08] When I'm all done eating
[01:17.83] I eat a little more
[01:20.59] When I leave a room
[01:22.35] First I gotta grease the door
[01:25.96] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[01:28.61] Can't have another éclair
[01:30.48] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[01:33.07] I gotta decrease my derriere
[01:35.54]
[01:40.29] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[01:45.61] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[01:50.10] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[01:52.05]
[02:01.42] No more pie now
[02:04.19] No more créme brulee
[02:06.86] Lay off the gravy
[02:09.22] And souffle
[02:11.93] No french fri-yi-yies now
[02:13.85] No ice cream parfait
[02:16.50] Mr. Cheese Nacho
[02:19.12] Stay away
[02:21.95] Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
[02:23.70] For a triple patty melt
[02:26.45] But I need a boomerang
[02:29.12] When I put on my belt
[02:31.87] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[02:34.51] Lay off the 3 Musketeers
[02:37.23] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[02:39.02] Until my big booty disappears
[02:41.73] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[02:44.41] Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
[02:47.14] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[02:49.88] 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
[02:56.10] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[03:01.58] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[03:06.98] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[03:13.25] I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
[03:15.04] I need a side order of onion rings
[03:16.89] And don't forget to Super-Size that
[03:19.54] Yeah
[03:28.51]
[00:17.43] It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
[00:20.18] Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
[00:22.85] Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
[00:25.59] Every picture of me's
[00:27.34] Gotta be an aerial view
[00:30.09] Now my doctor tells me
[00:32.77] There's just one thing left to do
[00:34.58] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[00:38.18] Throw out the pizza and beer
[00:39.90] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[00:42.73] Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
[00:45.47] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[00:48.16] Might seem a little severe
[00:49.96] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[00:52.61] I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
[00:55.34] Blow, fatty!
[00:56.27]
[01:05.23] Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
[01:07.97] Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
[01:10.61] Walked down an alley and I got stuck
[01:13.36] I got more rolls than a pastry truck
[01:16.08] When I'm all done eating
[01:17.83] I eat a little more
[01:20.59] When I leave a room
[01:22.35] First I gotta grease the door
[01:25.96] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[01:28.61] Can't have another éclair
[01:30.48] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[01:33.07] I gotta decrease my derriere
[01:35.54]
[01:40.29] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[01:45.61] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[01:50.10] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[01:52.05]
[02:01.42] No more pie now
[02:04.19] No more créme brulee
[02:06.86] Lay off the gravy
[02:09.22] And souffle
[02:11.93] No french fri-yi-yies now
[02:13.85] No ice cream parfait
[02:16.50] Mr. Cheese Nacho
[02:19.12] Stay away
[02:21.95] Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
[02:23.70] For a triple patty melt
[02:26.45] But I need a boomerang
[02:29.12] When I put on my belt
[02:31.87] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[02:34.51] Lay off the 3 Musketeers
[02:37.23] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[02:39.02] Until my big booty disappears
[02:41.73] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[02:44.41] Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
[02:47.14] Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
[02:49.88] 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
[02:56.10] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[03:01.58] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[03:06.98] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[03:13.25] I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
[03:15.04] I need a side order of onion rings
[03:16.89] And don't forget to Super-Size that
[03:19.54] Yeah
[03:28.51]