Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" By Cherry Poppin' Daddies)
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โฑ๏ธ 3:30 duration
๐ ID: 1075559
๐ Lyrics
Who's that waddlin' down the street?
It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do--
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, flatty!
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Can't have another eclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I gotta decrease my derriere
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
No more pie now
No more creme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away
Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do--
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, flatty!
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Can't have another eclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I gotta decrease my derriere
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
No more pie now
No more creme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away
Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.31] Who's that waddlin' down the street?
[00:17.78] It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
[00:20.31] Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
[00:22.73] Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
[00:25.30] Every picture of me's
[00:27.68] Gotta be an aerial view
[00:30.50] Now my doctor tells me
[00:32.70] There's just one thing left to do--
[00:35.50] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[00:38.08] Throw out the pizza and beer
[00:40.65] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[00:42.68] Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
[00:45.70] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[00:48.26] Might seem a little severe
[00:50.78] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[00:52.90] I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
[00:54.91] Blow, flatty!
[01:05.83] Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
[01:08.31] Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
[01:10.73] Walked down an alley and I got stuck
[01:13.31] I got more rolls than a pastry truck
[01:15.96] When I'm all done eating
[01:18.39] I eat a little more
[01:21.20] When I leave a room
[01:22.90] First I gotta grease the door
[01:26.15] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[01:28.76] Can't have another eclair
[01:31.20] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[01:33.51] I gotta decrease my derriere
[01:40.28] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[01:45.43] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[01:50.40] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[02:01.31] No more pie now
[02:03.93] No more creme brulee
[02:06.64] Lay off the gravy
[02:09.31] And souffle
[02:11.56] No french fri-yi-yies now
[02:14.03] No ice cream parfait
[02:16.95] Mr. Cheese Nacho
[02:19.31] Stay away
[02:21.14] Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
[02:23.64] For a triple patty melt
[02:27.01] But I need a boomerang
[02:29.26] When I put on my belt
[02:32.06] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[02:34.55] Lay off the 3 Musketeers
[02:37.06] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[02:39.30] Until my big booty disappears
[02:42.20] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[02:44.53] Eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears
[02:47.21] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[02:49.51] 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
[02:56.39] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[03:01.47] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[03:06.67] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[00:17.78] It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
[00:20.31] Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
[00:22.73] Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
[00:25.30] Every picture of me's
[00:27.68] Gotta be an aerial view
[00:30.50] Now my doctor tells me
[00:32.70] There's just one thing left to do--
[00:35.50] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[00:38.08] Throw out the pizza and beer
[00:40.65] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[00:42.68] Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
[00:45.70] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[00:48.26] Might seem a little severe
[00:50.78] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[00:52.90] I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
[00:54.91] Blow, flatty!
[01:05.83] Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
[01:08.31] Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
[01:10.73] Walked down an alley and I got stuck
[01:13.31] I got more rolls than a pastry truck
[01:15.96] When I'm all done eating
[01:18.39] I eat a little more
[01:21.20] When I leave a room
[01:22.90] First I gotta grease the door
[01:26.15] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[01:28.76] Can't have another eclair
[01:31.20] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[01:33.51] I gotta decrease my derriere
[01:40.28] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[01:45.43] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[01:50.40] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[02:01.31] No more pie now
[02:03.93] No more creme brulee
[02:06.64] Lay off the gravy
[02:09.31] And souffle
[02:11.56] No french fri-yi-yies now
[02:14.03] No ice cream parfait
[02:16.95] Mr. Cheese Nacho
[02:19.31] Stay away
[02:21.14] Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
[02:23.64] For a triple patty melt
[02:27.01] But I need a boomerang
[02:29.26] When I put on my belt
[02:32.06] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[02:34.55] Lay off the 3 Musketeers
[02:37.06] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[02:39.30] Until my big booty disappears
[02:42.20] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[02:44.53] Eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears
[02:47.21] Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
[02:49.51] 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
[02:56.39] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[03:01.47] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
[03:06.67] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet