Get That Man A Beer

Well, I heard they got married, and they bought a little place
He worked nights and she worked days
And they had two mean kids
His old dog and her wandering eyes
Well, I heard she's up to her old tricks again
And she did what she did to me to him
And the whole town knew it
Hell, I guess I dodged a bullet

So if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia
There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner of the bar
With a scar on his left eye
It's from a mean right hook of mine
He got my girl and a few good licks in
It broke my heart, but that was back then
And I figured out later that he might've did me a favor
So if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?

And I can see him there, and he's sitting in the same ol' stool
That I broke in when she broke me in two
And looking back now
Well, I reckon I owe him a round

So if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia
There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner of the bar
With a scar on his left eye
It's from a mean right hook of mine
He got my girl and a few good licks in
It broke my heart, but that was back then
And I figured out later that he might've did me a favor
So if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?

If you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia
There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner of the bar
With a scar on his left eye
It's from a mean right hook of mine
He got my girl and a few good licks in
It broke my heart, but that was back then
And I figured out later that he might've did me a favor
So if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?
Yeah, somebody, get that man a beer