Toddler With a Slingshot (Hell Yep)
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๐ Lyrics
You pay me to exaggerate, I think I've done enough
Of turning bummers into heartaches and crushes into love
Sometimes our lives are mild, our stories: just okay
I'll set your expectations in the middle when I say: "Hell yep"
A hell yep
And knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
For example:
I got cornered by a salesman at a farmers market booth
Selling cheap ceramic bowls meant for dogs to eat their food
I haggle like a master, I showed them how I do
I didn't want one, but I got a deal for two
Hell yep
I don't have a regret
Or a dog
Knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
Don't have the strength
Don't have the aim
I'm building up my motor skills and everything's a game
You say I'm harmless (you're probably right)
But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet
Keep an eye on me, keep your eye, keep your eye on me
And knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
I asked for half your candy bar, you raised it in the air
And split it down the middle, made a perfect little pair
You smiled like a sweetheart, my hand extended out
You winked at me and popped both of the pieces in your mouth
Hell nope
That one's a hell nope... no mercy with a Hershey 'fore she
Knocked me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
Don't have the strength
Don't have the aim
I'm building my-my-motor skills and everything's a game
You say I'm harmless (so did Goliath)
But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet
Keep an eye on me, Keep your eye, keep your eye
And watch me well
Or I'll raise a little hell
A hell yep
They asked me for a catchphrase
I didn't miss a step
If their story's kind of boring
you can tell them: "Hell Yep"
Hell Yep!
Knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
And I will kick it up the next notch
And if I work, put in the labor
Blood, sweat, call in every favor
Eat my veggies, say my prayers
Push myself to be a danger
I'll be a preteen with a Taser
Of turning bummers into heartaches and crushes into love
Sometimes our lives are mild, our stories: just okay
I'll set your expectations in the middle when I say: "Hell yep"
A hell yep
And knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
For example:
I got cornered by a salesman at a farmers market booth
Selling cheap ceramic bowls meant for dogs to eat their food
I haggle like a master, I showed them how I do
I didn't want one, but I got a deal for two
Hell yep
I don't have a regret
Or a dog
Knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
Don't have the strength
Don't have the aim
I'm building up my motor skills and everything's a game
You say I'm harmless (you're probably right)
But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet
Keep an eye on me, keep your eye, keep your eye on me
And knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
I asked for half your candy bar, you raised it in the air
And split it down the middle, made a perfect little pair
You smiled like a sweetheart, my hand extended out
You winked at me and popped both of the pieces in your mouth
Hell nope
That one's a hell nope... no mercy with a Hershey 'fore she
Knocked me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
Don't have the strength
Don't have the aim
I'm building my-my-motor skills and everything's a game
You say I'm harmless (so did Goliath)
But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet
Keep an eye on me, Keep your eye, keep your eye
And watch me well
Or I'll raise a little hell
A hell yep
They asked me for a catchphrase
I didn't miss a step
If their story's kind of boring
you can tell them: "Hell Yep"
Hell Yep!
Knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
And I will kick it up the next notch
And if I work, put in the labor
Blood, sweat, call in every favor
Eat my veggies, say my prayers
Push myself to be a danger
I'll be a preteen with a Taser
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.81] You pay me to exaggerate, I think I've done enough
[00:05.43] Of turning bummers into heartaches and crushes into love
[00:08.83] Sometimes our lives are mild, our stories: just okay
[00:11.94] I'll set your expectations in the middle when I say: "Hell yep"
[00:18.84] A hell yep
[00:22.52] And knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
[00:27.26] I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
[00:35.09] For example:
[00:35.87] I got cornered by a salesman at a farmers market booth
[00:39.19] Selling cheap ceramic bowls meant for dogs to eat their food
[00:43.07] I haggle like a master, I showed them how I do
[00:46.26] I didn't want one, but I got a deal for two
[00:49.69] Hell yep
[00:52.15] I don't have a regret
[00:55.63] Or a dog
[00:57.02] Knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
[01:01.78] I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
[01:04.08] Don't have the strength
[01:05.74] Don't have the aim
[01:06.86] I'm building up my motor skills and everything's a game
[01:10.75] You say I'm harmless (you're probably right)
[01:13.84] But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet
[01:17.20] Keep an eye on me, keep your eye, keep your eye on me
[01:27.47] And knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
[01:32.41] I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
[01:41.48] I asked for half your candy bar, you raised it in the air
[01:44.54] And split it down the middle, made a perfect little pair
[01:47.98] You smiled like a sweetheart, my hand extended out
[01:51.52] You winked at me and popped both of the pieces in your mouth
[01:54.55] Hell nope
[01:57.32] That one's a hell nope... no mercy with a Hershey 'fore she
[02:01.91] Knocked me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
[02:06.86] I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
[02:09.06] Don't have the strength
[02:10.76] Don't have the aim
[02:11.91] I'm building my-my-motor skills and everything's a game
[02:15.97] You say I'm harmless (so did Goliath)
[02:18.82] But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet
[02:22.19] Keep an eye on me, Keep your eye, keep your eye
[02:25.63] And watch me well
[02:28.52] Or I'll raise a little hell
[02:34.07] A hell yep
[02:37.69] They asked me for a catchphrase
[02:39.50] I didn't miss a step
[02:40.92] If their story's kind of boring
[02:43.03] You can tell them: "Hell Yep"
[02:44.13] Hell Yep!
[02:44.71] Knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
[02:49.29] And I will kick it up the next notch
[02:54.86] And if I work, put in the labor
[02:58.77] Blood, sweat, call in every favor
[03:01.75] Eat my veggies, say my prayers
[03:05.32] Push myself to be a danger
[03:11.77] I'll be a preteen with a Taser
[03:14.41]
[00:05.43] Of turning bummers into heartaches and crushes into love
[00:08.83] Sometimes our lives are mild, our stories: just okay
[00:11.94] I'll set your expectations in the middle when I say: "Hell yep"
[00:18.84] A hell yep
[00:22.52] And knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
[00:27.26] I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
[00:35.09] For example:
[00:35.87] I got cornered by a salesman at a farmers market booth
[00:39.19] Selling cheap ceramic bowls meant for dogs to eat their food
[00:43.07] I haggle like a master, I showed them how I do
[00:46.26] I didn't want one, but I got a deal for two
[00:49.69] Hell yep
[00:52.15] I don't have a regret
[00:55.63] Or a dog
[00:57.02] Knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
[01:01.78] I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
[01:04.08] Don't have the strength
[01:05.74] Don't have the aim
[01:06.86] I'm building up my motor skills and everything's a game
[01:10.75] You say I'm harmless (you're probably right)
[01:13.84] But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet
[01:17.20] Keep an eye on me, keep your eye, keep your eye on me
[01:27.47] And knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
[01:32.41] I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
[01:41.48] I asked for half your candy bar, you raised it in the air
[01:44.54] And split it down the middle, made a perfect little pair
[01:47.98] You smiled like a sweetheart, my hand extended out
[01:51.52] You winked at me and popped both of the pieces in your mouth
[01:54.55] Hell nope
[01:57.32] That one's a hell nope... no mercy with a Hershey 'fore she
[02:01.91] Knocked me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
[02:06.86] I'm just a toddler with a slingshot
[02:09.06] Don't have the strength
[02:10.76] Don't have the aim
[02:11.91] I'm building my-my-motor skills and everything's a game
[02:15.97] You say I'm harmless (so did Goliath)
[02:18.82] But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet
[02:22.19] Keep an eye on me, Keep your eye, keep your eye
[02:25.63] And watch me well
[02:28.52] Or I'll raise a little hell
[02:34.07] A hell yep
[02:37.69] They asked me for a catchphrase
[02:39.50] I didn't miss a step
[02:40.92] If their story's kind of boring
[02:43.03] You can tell them: "Hell Yep"
[02:44.13] Hell Yep!
[02:44.71] Knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot
[02:49.29] And I will kick it up the next notch
[02:54.86] And if I work, put in the labor
[02:58.77] Blood, sweat, call in every favor
[03:01.75] Eat my veggies, say my prayers
[03:05.32] Push myself to be a danger
[03:11.77] I'll be a preteen with a Taser
[03:14.41]